vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

(Source: analkusmos, via g-iggle)

cakejam:

i have 2 moods:

  1. yes
  2. no

(Source: cakejam, via phobias)

oomshi:

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

(via phobias)

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread, via g-iggle)

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

(via g-iggle)